if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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