Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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