Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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