operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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