I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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