i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
home. puking in laundry basket.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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