I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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