I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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