i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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