is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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