I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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