4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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