How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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