As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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