I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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