i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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