I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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