they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
