Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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