No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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