No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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