So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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