they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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