Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
where are my eyebrows?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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