this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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