are you still at the devil's house?
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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