I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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