god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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