I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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