U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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