I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I love having hate sex.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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