I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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