Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
porn star boner night. come get it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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