You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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