come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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