Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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