i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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