Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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