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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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