We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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