Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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