are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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where are you?
Hypothermia
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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