So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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