Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
someone owes me an orgasm
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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