The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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