That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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