Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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