So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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