Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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