why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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