Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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