I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize