If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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