Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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