Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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