I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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