That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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